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My Favorite Tariff And Recession Proof Canadian Stock Just Made An All Time High
Why This Company Is Rocking, And To It I’m Flocking!
As I walk through the aisles of the discount store,
I take a look at products I’ve never seen before!
There are phone cables a quarter of the price at Best Buy,
And ovulation tests for a buck that will tell you when to have fun with your guy!
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This was unexpected but I saw it first hand, bottles of Tylenol in a sell-off bin,
I looked closer and there was Advil, Pepto-Bismol and lozenges too,
Plus some Metamucil and suppositories that will help you poo.
All fractions of the cost of a pharmacy store,
Relief for cheap bringing customers to the door.
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They even have organic cotton underwear,
Finding that nowadays is so tragically rare.
They have children’s books, paints, and canvases,
Floss and mouthwash so you don’t end up with toothlessness!
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